Lolcats

Kitteh! Kitteh! Small and grey,

Wants cheezburgers every day.

What uncommon kind of cat

Requests a diet such as that?

In what distant basement dream

Someone first described that meme?

What microwavable snacks

Were consumed among his stacks?

And what hard drive, and what code?

What software did he download?

And when the modem dialled in,

How broadly did the child grin?

What the finger? What the mouse?

In what basement of his house?

And when the world had seen your face,

WTF! A cat in space!

Bobbing, weaving, ‘tween the stars,

Shooting rainbows from its arse.

And when he saw his work complete,

He pressed Ctrl, Alt, & Delete,

So none could plagiarise his art,

(Then changed his password to restart).

Kitteh! Kitteh! Famous cat!

Amusing muse for all of that.