Wednesday 20 August 2014

The Spider and The Sparrow

Landing was easy. Jumping around in suits, gathering dust, fixing robots? Easy. Colonising the place? Impossible. The sullen red ball didn’t want any long-term residencies. Those who went there said it was the suits, that they were unable to withstand the perpetual sandstorms, the absolute dryness.

It wasn’t the suits, but the people in them.

There were no smells but the smell of their own rancid breath inside helmets. No sounds other than their own rancid, shallow breathing and the slow churr of passing robots. There was the standard initial excitement: touchdown, the flag, selfies with the dusty, motionless antiques, dead in their experiments. All but Curiosity, found at the foot of Olympus, its wan cameras staring at the peak.

So the M.O.O.N., Martian Occupation by Orbital Nearness – or the Web –, was built; a spindled hexagon a mile at the radius. Each spoke joined by three thin corridors around a rotating spherical hub, the Spider. Its occupants were known as Flies. A similar, smaller station occupied Venus, the Fly-Trap.

The Web, the largest man-made structure ever built off-planet, dwarfed the lunar science estate and launch-pad. It orbited Mars like the ISS orbited Earth, decades ago. Nothing orbits Earth now. Nothing but the Moon. A big clean-up was ordered by new laws, and people took interest in space again. All the shit just got in the way.

The Web followed Mars’s two onion-moons, criss-crossing over the Valles Marineris. The storms of Jupiter, visible with the naked eye when the planets were closest. What the Flies were there for, was the Sparrow.

Hallam Coop was the test pilot. At forty-two, his hair was greying at the temples but through vigorous spacetime exercises, his musculature and complexion were as taut as they were twenty years previous.  The sparrow was a small, light spacecraft that could be worn like a suit. He stepped into the neoprene boots and trousers, strapped on the triangular, jet-powered wings and Teflon helmet. Coop shuffled, performed a little shadow-box for the cameras on his way to the launch-bay.

‘Sparrow Test Flight. Single circumference of the M.O.O.N. Attempt Number One.’

The bay doors parted with a steely groan. No profound words of pioneering endeavour from Coop. They heard him scream something beginning with ‘F’ as he was sucked away around the west side of the Red Planet. They looked at each other, wondering who to blame for this failure. A man was lost in space.


‘He’s back!’ someone said. And all moved to see their colleague spiralling around from the east. His voice re-appeared in their speakers, still screaming. The Sparrow smashed into the Spider. All were killed, but the web remained, drifting around the sombre planet like a lost wish in the wind.